If I Were A Drink Id Be A Moscow Mule

Because I’m bitter yet aesthetic
Everything you know about the world is processed by an organ that never sees the light of day.
5 years ago with 1,446 notes
If we were married I’d pack your lunch with one of these bad boys every day
5 years ago with 94,055 notes
If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien
If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽
5 years ago with 291,578 notes
i’m sorry WHAT
I was not ready
5 years ago with 61,306 notes
i break my own heart by expecting people to be as attached to me as i am to them
5 years ago with 70,924 notes